December 9, 2009 · Posted in
Rants There are few things in life as amazing and wondrous as boobs…
I saw a billboard the other day that said, “Use your unwanted fat to augment your breasts”. So I called up my skinny girlfriends and said…
It’s harvest time!
This isn’t a beer belly, this is several Double Ds in the making. I’m a boob farmer.
While it’s funny, there is a serious problem in our society today: the myth of the perfect boobs. Trust me, it’s a myth. Boobs are never perfect, but that is their perfection.
I have a very close friend who has one breast that is a bit larger than the other. She expressed the desire to get a boob job. I was stunned! Here she has amazing breasts and all she can think of is changing them, altering them, going through horribly painful surgery to make them align with some myth of the perfect pair.
There is no perfect pair. They are all perfect. Their ‘imperfection’ is what gives them character, tells a story.
If you want to know the value of asymmetry, hold a mirror up to the center line of your face and notice how different you look. I have one eye lower than the other. My nose isn’t quite centered and yet it’s me. It’s perfect and beautiful and it’s me.
Ladies, don’t fall prey to the mythos. Celebrate your perfectly shaped and wonderful gazagas. Show them off to everyone. Hell, show them to me and I will celebrate their perfection. And I will applaud them.
Enjoy them. They are meant to be enjoyed.
